Opinion By Flipper

What do you tell a showgirl when her legs are gone?
7/02/2003

  There must be days when it sucks to be Vince McMahon.Most of last week it would appear that was the case.HBO took great pleasure in helping him to portray himself as an unrepenting reprobate as it relates to the high death count in the industry.One of his main talent appears on the same show and does more damage just being out of charactor and rambling then one could dream.Revenues are down.Not a lot is working long term.Little wonder that VKM has done what every impressario from Barnum to Busby Berkley before him has done.Cut his losses and let some dancers go.

   Crash Holly was a plucky kid.Starry eyed.Hard working.But the fact that he appears to be a shade over five feet and lacking the need for an Elroy Jetson gimmick,Vince let him go.To persue a life back on the indies,Where he will probably make more money than his inactive downside guarenteed ass does now.Word was he was back doing security to make ends meet.Good luck Crash.

     Hulk Hogan is old.While his charisma is undeniable the legs are just not there.His ego was beggining to fester outward as we knew it would.Make no mistake.Hogan and VKM love each other.But Vince is not running the show as Hogan remembered it.Family is in place and one soon to be family member has major stroke.Right or wrong,and the jury is still out,the WWE is pushing younger talent.Hogan cant see why.Vince says he does.Sadly,both are less without each other.And Hogan may yet come back as competiton.To bite Vince in the ass.

    Perhaps he'll bring Roddy Piper with him.Like him(I do) or not,Piper,as himself brings wild creativity to any show that he's on.This time his schtick didn't work.I blame that more on tight scripting than a loss of brain cells.His rant on HBO was,in fact,vintage Hot Rod.Put the mike in his hand and people will react.Vince did.And his little farewell note on the WWE website shows his displeasure.It is petty and vindictive.A lover scorned.

   And this is just the beginning.Nash,Goldberg,Michaels.I expect an exit with any and all shortly.I feel your pain Vince.In the days of monopolists such as William Randolph Hearst all you had to do was take unruly talent out for a spin on the yacht,shoot them and dump the body.The afore mentioned musical director once ran a miscreant over with his car.Is the WWE a family?No.Is it a business ?No.It is the kingdom of Vincent Kennedy McMahon.A modern day Caesar.Uneasy indeed lies the head who wears the crown.    

-FLIPPER

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Logan's  Run / The Indy Scene.The Unexpected Return Of The Insiders Group(And an invitation)
7/06/2003

Something troubling out of this weeks NEI Invitational and I am sorely tempted to bring the Insiders forum out of mothballs to tackle this subject.It's something I don't have an answer to and something that I am ill equipped to comment on objectivly.I'll hit the point in a moment. First an overview of Logans Run.

  You may remember the TV series or the movie.Basic premise:You don't live past 30 in the world of the future.You are either euthanised or killed by a group called the Sandmen.Or you are on the (Hence the title) run.In the book it was actually 20 years.And this is important to wrestling how?

  I've spoken with several top indy guys in the last 4 days.The consensus is frightening. Indy promoters want young wrestlers.Little if any attention is put on bringing in veteran indy stars unless they have had a cup of coffee in the Bigs.If this is true then the ramifications frighten me.Pro wrestling,you see,much like sumo wrestling is codependant on the system of climbing the ladder.In sumo one is basically a serf to the main stars until such time that it is believed that their talents are worthy of display.In wrestling one is nurtured and groomed to a lustered polish from raw potential.This final polishing is given by a veteran who truly takes the student through their paces before a live crowd.I have seen this first hand watching a young HHH take on our own Tre on video from several years back.Tre's job was to make the musclebound yet rather stiff neophite look like the second coming of Jack Brisco.He did it well.6 times.When we next saw HHH it was in WCW.He was much better.Look at him now.It had to start somewhere.

 The impetus now is on high flyers.A noble crusade but in the long term a foolish one.Flyers,with rare exception,have short careers.Short and painful.Long term sensibility involves a required knowledge of pacing.You learn that with a vet(example:Matt Hardy has reinvented himself many times)you don't learn this in matches with high spot hunters.Ring psychology can not really be taught.It too must be felt.A symbiotic bond with veteran and newcomer is often seen in the ring.This melding is essential in the extended success of the youngster.If what I have heard is true then I fear for these kids.But is it true?

 The call has gone out.I have contacted the group formerly known as The Insiders.Let's see what they have to say.

   Bret Schwann is the publisher of The Wrestling Clothesline.He is also my friend and mentor.Most importantly here,he is a seasoned supporter of the indy scene with a great deal of knowledge on the inner workings:

It's 8 am and I'm not fully awake yet (on my week off) so forgive anything that may not make any sense. Are reasonably young vets being shunted aside to showcase very young high flyers? It depends on where you look.

If you look at the WWE, the answer would be no. The WWE is too busy focusing Raw on HHH while Smackdown was focused on Mr. America and Piper. The amount of talent under contract with the WWE that never even sees camera time is immense. The WWE is starting to push some younger talent but they are not necessarily high fliers (Orton, O'Haire, etc.) Unfortunately, at this point, the majority of fans are so sick of the HHH show, they rarely watch anymore (me included)

NWA TNA kept Jeff Jarrett as their champion for 7 months. He defended the title some 3 times during that 7 month period. AJ Styles has been in the business for 4 years so I feel he is deserving of the title. In addition, he is not just a high flier, he can actually wrestle. The majority of NWA TNA are indy vets. From Frankie Kazarian to Chris Sabin to Paul London, all have made a name for themselves on the indy scene and are now getting the chance to show it to a larger audience. The fact that every TNA show still has a match with someone like Raven, Sandman, Douglas, Lynn, Credible, etc. shows that they are trying to give everyone a shot.

The rest of the indy scene is a different story. For some reason, many (not all) promoters think that everyone want their champion to be a young kid that can do 450 asai moonsaults into a huracanranna, landing on their heads, and not selling it. The number of young guys that fit this description is growing and, for whatever reason (probably they are inexpensice to book), promoters bring them in, get a quick crowd pop, and throw a belt on them. In reality, within a few years, many of these guys are going to be injured to the point that they can't wrestle anymore. It's a shame but a sad fact.

 Doug Frongillo is the owner of Wrestlingmark.com.His take on all matters pertaining to wrestling is from the heart.I have always appreciated that.

 To first answer the question you have to look at the old guard. Here in New England we have some real great veterans in the likes of Robbie Ellis, Gary Apollo, Billy Black, Larry Huntly, Bob Evans, Steve Bradley, and Maverick Wild. All active in the Indy scene. All over thirty and still very active. The question is are they the exception? And is there a move to push the old guard to the side to showcase the young up and comers? I don’t think so.

The truth of the matter is that Wrestling is a business that takes it’s toll on those involved in a couple of ways. The most obvious is physical. We all see that. Constant injuries, take their toll, but what about the mental toll? It is easy for a guy who is twenty to make sacrifices for his passion for wrestling. Travel is still fun, injuries are quick to bounce back from; you can still go to mom’s house for a good meal when payouts are small. Relationships are fleeting at best, no commitment, no responsibility. Everyone around you is telling you what a great job you did.

 Take that same worker eight years later. He’s married has a baby. The injury that he recovered from at twenty now takes a few weeks instead of a couple of days, he’s in constant pain, and he misses work now as a result. Travel now takes him away from his family; as a result his wife is constantly pissed cause it seems he cares more about wrestling than his kids. Mom’s not gonna cook a meal for him, he needs to buckle down and take care of his family.                                                                                                                      As a result the decision must be made and more often than not the family wins.

 It is not a question of level of commitment, or a level of dedication, it becomes a question of a level of sacrifice. When you’re twenty and hungry, Little Debbie does the trick. When you’re thirty-three and your five year old is hungry, the answer is vastly different.

 Never an easy business, never an easy answer, but if it were easy everyone would do it. So is the old guard being pushed to the side for the young loins? No they are stepping to the side.

 The man behind the charactor of Scott W.Alrus is a long time veteran of the indy scene as well as the former commisioner of NWA New England.And while normally I have to consider possible lawsuits when posting his thoughts,he graciously joins the forum this week practically(though not totally) out of his ring persona.

Your question requires a deeper look into what lies behind what appears to some to be a bias against the younger, less experienced workers in indy wrestling. Promoters know that if there is not a heavy lean toward the side of  "veterans" than the gate will be light. This puts promoters in a situation of having to have the more established names, the workers with the biggest fan base or are the bigger draw as the majority of the workers and certainly the names on the posters. The younger, less experienced workers therefore appear to be getting ignored to some degree by the various promotions. These young pups need to realize that the ladder up in wrestling starts when you first get good enough or known enough to get your name  on the poster. This can only be done by 100% dedication, constant training, and perpetual improvement. The other thing to keep in mind is that when a worker starts getting what they feel is "good" and there is a bit of a crowd pop for them, ego's begin to inflate rapidly and suddenly when a pup expects to see his name on the show poster only to find out the promoter still considers him a "jobber" than this would naturally convert in the workers mind to a bias against them and younger guys in general. Sometimes it's simply a matter of perception. Is there a bias against younger less experienced workers in indy wrestling? If there is it is a necessary evil in this business.

 Well now!This is interesting.Obviously a hot button topic and one with many facets and views.This is,to me,what the forum was meant to do.I therefore propose a thought to all the readers.YOU want to be on the forum?Why not?You are fans,just like all of us.You have opinions.This is not a case of right answer/wrong answer.It's your thoughts and they are as valid as any others.Send me your thoughts on the following topic to me at  www.grangeshifter@hotmail .com.Let me know a little about yourself for an intro and what the hell!You're in the Forum!If no one responds then I'll go back to the Rant.But this could be an unprecedented column.With your help.

FORUM QUESTION:What style of wrestling most impresses you and why.Is it power moves,high flying,submission style,lucha,old school,or any other.And who would you plunk down your cash to see perform anytime.You got the address.Write me!   

-FLIPPER

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Closure. And New Beginnings
8/08/2003

  I begin this weeks rant with a caution.This article will not mention WWE.There will be no asides to RAW.This is a story a quarter century old.Longer really.But it's interesting.And a testement to the arguement of Karma.Indeed,what goes around comes around.

  The man who is the centerpiece of this item is one "Butcher" Paul Vachon.If you don't remember him then it's a safe bet you have only been watching wrestling since the mid to late 80's.Paul was best known as half of the Vachon tag team with his brother Maurice a.k.a "Mad Dog".They were heels in the grand tradition.Bullies,cheaters,and given the constraints of the time,brutal.Never met Maurice.Met their sister(The late Vivian)and their niece(Luna Vachon).But I can tell you this.I never in all my years following the business met a nicer man.My first contact with him came at the 1975 WFIA convention.The WFIA was the premier organization at the time for the growing underground hardcore fan.That's hardcore as in fanatic.We did not bring weapons.After a stellar 74 show hopes were high for the Boston Con.But all was not well.No talent was sent to the gathering.At one point we wondered why we even came.But on the last day,a Sunday,Butcher Vachon came to speak to our group.He was charming,funny,and totally out of charactor.We asked questions.We galked.He took it all in and made us feel special.Did I mention he was supposed to be a bad guy?

   Two years later I was living out my dream ,working the WWWF ring crew.And who was on the circuit?One guess.For the duration of my stay I went to him if I needed a straight answer.Or advice on my in ring work.During the kayfabe era I only recall S.D Jones and Paul Vachon as the guys who were upfront with me.Soon,this honest friendship,filled with laughs and a particularly spectacular swerve on some midgets,would be put to the test.

  The ring crew was headed up by one man.I will not mention his name as he is in poor health and I hold no grudge.I told this man that the 19 hour days were too much and that it was time to go home.I was informed that should I attempt to leave I would be killed.I was shown a gun.I was 19 years old.And scared.How was I going to get out of this?

  First,I had a lady friend from Jersey.I told her of my quandry.She told Paul.Paul came to see me that night at a show in South Orange N.J.He knew I had transport.He assured me I also had passage.I did.Because on that cold East Coast night,Paul Vachon hung my boss on a coatrack with instructions to never bother me again.That was the last time I talked to him.

  Until 3 weeks ago.My good friend Bret from the Wrestling Clothesline hooked me up and after a few emails I was able to give a long overdue thank you.And he remembered.I am still surprised by that.

 Butcher Vachon has a website.Check our link and check him out.He also has a book out.I hope to read it soon.Y'see I know what this book will not have.Bullshit.And self agrandizing platitudes.That is not my friend Pauls style.I hope to buy him a cup of coffee on his next trip up here.You see,I have damn few real heroes.He is at the top.If you enjoy the Rant then stop by his site because without "Butcher" there would be no.......                  

 FLIPPER

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Sorry?Sorry?Too Little,too late.A Flipper Scorned
8/18/2003

 The Loomis Arena is 100 miles from where I live.The Loomis Arena is a tin sided barn.The outside temperature on August 16th?About 90 degrees.Inside temp?120 degrees.Why would a 45 year old guy with a heart condition put himself into an oven?Friendship.Y'see folks,the people I hold dearest in the business are the Mark staff.Tre.Oh..and Kyle,TJ,and Dean Ripley of the PWF.This was the farewell show.Hell,I scheduled my weeks vacation around it.Zippy and I finished the first part of our audio report and went into the 135 degree heat.For friendships sake.Pure of heart and motive.We sat in the sweltering 162 degree tin box as our friend,PWF owner Mark Reality finally came in to make it official.At this point I wish I had worn a black armband.As it was,when he thanked us tears blended with the sweat caused by the 187 degree heat.Then...it happened.PWF final show?Try PWF relaunch!That's right.We were swerved.Did I say we?Well,let's see.Doug knew.The PWF guys knew.Sign guy Gus knew.Who didn't?ME!Oh yeah,and our own A.J. "puppy stomper" Paz.I carry a little stress ball with me for just such occasions.But when I squeezed it I found it had melted in the 212 degree heat.So now there is all this stress.Not for much longer.Let's begin.

   The Talented Dean Ripley:Dean got a bit of an injury to his nether regions Saturday night.It left him even paler than usual.Very painful.GOOD!!Three months of emails,phone conversations.Endless pleading from me to keep PWF open.To keep his career going.The sadness.The melencholy.And it was a work?Spence,if you tell me the sun is shining,I will go to my window and check.I close somewhat satisfied in the knowledge that if you had a romantic evening planned it was shot due to "wrongful termination".

    Kick Ass Kyle Storm:Say!You thought to yourself.This guys probably my biggest fan.I think I'll SWERVE him.Even now I am working on a chant for when you're cutting a promo.I can say only this.I am taking my time and it will be very distracting.As I believe Spence was planning on staying at your house I will leave the last statement from his paragraph to you as well.

T.J:E tu Brute?from a fellow staff member?I should be surprised,but.....

Gus:Apropos that I am let in on the joke with a sign.

Doug:You had 4 people who could have been left in the dark about this,You chose me.And ANT!!!!I wrote heartfelt pieces for the farewell program.Commiserated with you in audio reports.Planned on an Irish wake.For a swerve.I should hope that I will forget this,but this twitch I developed in my eye last night tells me I wont.Thank you for shaving off a few more years of my life.Some best friends would try to keep me clam.Not you.Nope...not you.

In conclusion,I am glad to say that I played a part in the PWFs latest production.The guy who gets hit in the face with a pie.You are all bastards.Lovable bastards.But bastards nonetheless.

I curse you all.

FLIPPER

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What  I  Did  On  Doug's  Vacation
12/06/03

It was the first time in three years that I had no deadline.You see,our esteemed editor in chief decided to take a vacation from the Mark to pursue his destiny in another arena.I thought of perhaps describing his vacation for this column but I felt that the headline:He Played Socom was at best a blip as opposed to a column.So here is my itinerary.

 I worked on my website(thewrestlingchurch.com)and may have in fact recruited a new member if in fact I ever figure out how to link pages together.No doubt I lack technical skills.But do check out the site if you get a chance.

 I took a class on falling down.I can now fall down with confidence as opposed to my pre class state of concern with my personal safety.And why did I risk the health of an already deteriorating body.Why,for my tie in with NWANE.And as for that....

 I don't know.We still have no building,though I may have an in there.Our plans are on the kind of treadmill that I dread.I have heard nothing from the owner and am begining to get discouraged.A condition contrary to my "glass half full" view of life.I want very much to see this work,but I haven't the where with all to do it alone.I will say this.My voice will be heard.If not where I want to be then in fact where I can do the most good.I really am in a no lose situation as I remain friends with many in the business and am not concerned about losing any.

 If there is a lesson I have learned thus far it is this.This is a hard business.Allances attach and detach with alarming regularity.I feel lucky that in the past couple of months I have been able to go forward with a group without losing important people from other groups.It just bugs the crap out of me that folks who have broken bread with one another now shun each other as if one has developed leprosy.Very sad.Life is short.And as such...

 I have grieved.We lost a lot of good people this year.Our friends at MadMar joined this sad club last week.It is for many a very hard year.I close this week with a quote from one of my favorite Sherlock Holmes stories(His Last Bow) which sums up this winter of our discontent: 

There’s an east wind coming, Watson.”

“I think not, Holmes. It is very warm.”

“Good old Watson! You are the one fixed point in a changing age. There’s an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it’s God’s own wind none the less, and a cleaner, better, stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared

 I wish all of you warm and fuzzy holiday greetings.See you soon    

Flipper

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